neither:

you know he dead

kishiremypantera:

‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life

silent-cannibal:

absolut-niemand:

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

no you don’t understand we actually do say that

mildly-intoxicated:

i want to know the conversation before this picture

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

yesimbeyonce:

I don’t have an FAQ because everyone already knows about me

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math